One of the World's Marvels
Cousin, I regret that we have not spent much personal time together. I believe we have more in common than may be readily apparent. We share a concern for the people under our care - the troops I train and lead, the citizens under your generous administration. Do you feel that we could forge a deeper bond?

You may just be right, Cao Ren. I regret never having enough time to make proper acquaintance with you, and it seems the opportunity will have to be one we make ourselves. You are among our lord’s most trusted as well, so my worries about being neglectful of him should be somewhat assuaged.

So, when is your next guard duty?

Cao Cao X Xiahou Dun all day everyday

Thank you, Diao Chan! Rest assured I will support whatever relationships you form, too.

I am not in any way, shape or form homophobic. I am a huge advocate for gay marriage. You're now just judging someone you don't even know. And the fact that I dislike a specific pairing has NOTHING to do with homophobia. So good job. You're idiotic for thinking I'm trying to persuade anyone of anything. I was merely stating an opinion. This is the internet, get over it.

I am well aware that hating a specific pairing doesn’t automatically mean homophobia, but it should also be considered how the post was worded. The post had three sentences, NO reasoning why the pairing should be hated apart from “they were cousins” (which has its implications but again, context is important), and then you went on to insult the people who may ship Cao/Dun for any number of legitimate reasons for “ruining the fandom with your weirdass OTPs”. That bit is insulting no matter how you take it.

Fair enough, I extrapolated about the homophobic motivation because that’s what usually drives these messages, and as a queer person I have a limited amount of Benefit of the Doubt to give to someone who’s already coming across as a judgmental asshat. Point is, whether or not you’re homophobic IRL, the confession was still using patently false logic, not to mention no one actually had any way of knowing your intent behind it.

Hey, just asking…do you also have gay friends? I know, I know, the only thing worse than an -ism/-phobia is being accused of said -ism/-phobia. Newsflash: homophobes aren’t a separate species; homophobia is in actions. Just stating “I’m totally not homophobic, guise!” isn’t an argument. The burden of proof is on you, not on anyone else to somehow guess.

Anyway, champ, go on being ableist (insulting me with “idiotic” and so on) and missing the point. I’m afraid that this is the internet and you’ll have to get over being called out on your offensive bullshit when you post some for the wide world to see. At least you can always unfollow?

I would like to just say that I approve of the relationship you have with our lord. I didn't at first, but the evidence of your passion towards him has changed my attitude towards it.

I…I am touched, General. Your open mind restores my faith in humanity under the heavens.

Screw haters, I'm having fun with this navy you're building with all your pretty new ships. <3

Thanks, it’s appreciated <3

If only the haters took it to heart as well…

Haha ok don't answer my question. Better not to let your follows see that you're wrong.

Which question? I’m putting up all your charming mail publicly, because like hell I’m going to engage with a troll in a private conversation, sinking precious time into something no one else’s even going to see. If I didn’t post it, I didn’t get it.

I’d like to see someone who doesn’t care about historical evidence and makes vaguely homophobic rants to submit to confession blogs explaining to me where and how I’m “wrong”, though. Really, consider if you even want to resend. Your whole entire argument is “I hate this ship and people who like it are weirdasses!”

Do you want to 'ship' with me too? ; )

If you bring the fleet… ;)

Hello Dun! I have a question for you, do you really hate a Guan yu? I mean, is not other feeling?

Hmmm…

Fine, he has a nice beard. The notorious hate for him is born of the way my lord keeps running after him…so really it makes no sense to blame Guan Yu…but since when has jealousy been fair or rational?

I ship you with me! [/SHOT] x.x

OMG! Hopefully that won’t get us hated on!

:O

(And ETA for my biggest fan: like begets the like.)

I seriously adore you so much. XD

Thank you <3

lawl. nice rant over an opinion.

If it had been phrased as an “opinion”, I wouldn’t have touched it. But saying something “ruins XYZ” isn’t phrased as just your opinion, because you’re forcing everyone to agree. Hate what you want, but don’t play it as fact.

Anyway, no problem. I’m always happy to bust latent homophobia.

askxiahoudun:

Lord Zhao Yun, are you ready to fight?

askxiahoudun:

Lord Zhao Yun, are you ready to fight?

kakouton-genjou:

*T*

Like my sense of style in this modern rendition, Mengde?

kakouton-genjou:

*T*

Like my sense of style in this modern rendition, Mengde?

askxiahoudun:

Yuan, WTF are you doing?

askxiahoudun:

Yuan, WTF are you doing?